Test Monki
Strategic brand identity systems Made with love by Test Monki
Est. 2009
Test Monki|A Creative Branding Lab
Say Hi

Tell us everything.

Every brand in the index started the same way: one conversation. We call it the Pre-Client Call — about an hour (sometimes more) on a web meeting where we walk through how we work, show you real projects like yours, and answer everything. Including the money question. Our Peek Behind the Curtain, no obligation attached.

The mail slot is real. So is the human on the other side.
A yellow rotary phone (It isn't.) fig. 03 — decommissioned, more or less
The Big Door

Book the call. (you know you want to)

Pick a time that suits you, and come with questions — the more the better. If we're a fit, you'll know by the end. (So will we.)

Fair warning: the phone goes to a machine. We're in the lab. If we did pick up, we'd only say something like "book the call."

that's thrice we've told you.

A brass letter slot that reads MAIL

Have a quick question?

Drop it through the mail slot. It lands on the mat inside the lab, where a real human picks it up. (We promise.)

Anything else?
I'm interested in…

*We don't take on website or messaging projects for the dental/ortho industry unless Test Monki has designed the brand identity.

we check the mat every morning.

The Classifieds

Calling all baddies & friends — placed by the lab

Collaborators

A little creative collaboration, anyone? We partner with cool people and badass firms whose specialty complements ours — so together we're unstoppable. If that's you, shoot us an email.

this could be us.

SELLING SOMETHING: one email, please. Not seven asking for "five minutes," and an eighth checking we got the first seven.

Creatives

No open positions at the moment — we only hire the dangerously well-rounded. Many hats, multiple disciplines, one skill is never enough. Send a CV and portfolio link anyway; we promise to look, and we'll come find you if we can't live without you.

NO PDFs OVER 6MB.

we will make a voodoo doll of you