Test Monki
Strategic brand identity systems Made with love by Test Monki
Est. 2009
The Repository

Things we made for no one.

A safe place where the lab's own experiments are stored: promos, products, and businesses that never existed — invented because a pun demanded it. None of this was billed to anybody. All of it kept the tools sharp. Browse respectfully; some of these jokes are load-bearing.

Every brand here has a client of one: us.
A chocolate-dipped banana monkey, mid-melt fig. 15 — the test batch
The Shelves

If Test Monki ruled the world.

Absurd businesses with punny names, built like a paying client was watching. There was never a client. There was barely a reason.

Chicken Tinder
Chicken TinderA dating app for poultry. Pluck it or chuck it.if test monki ruled the world
Reptile Disfunction
Reptile DisfunctionPills that put the scale back in your tail.if test monki ruled the world
Happy Glaze Donuts
Happy Glaze DonutsA donut shop in a permanently good mood.if test monki ruled the world
Illuminouti
IlluminoutiThe fitness conspiracy your glutes joined first.if test monki ruled the world
Wandcestry
Wandcestry23andMe for wizards. Trace the family wand.if test monki ruled the world
Oyster Truck
Oyster TruckA raw bar on wheels. The world is your… you know.if test monki ruled the world
Pink Chicken
Pink ChickenA raw chicken sushi bar. The health department has been notified.if test monki ruled the world
Goat Rescue
Goat RescueRoadside assistance with horns. We've “goat” your back.if test monki ruled the world
Textual Healing
Textual HealingThumb therapy for chronic over-texters.if test monki ruled the world
The Promotions

Holiday takeovers & other stunts.

The lab occasionally throws itself a party. Here's the proof.

The Sugar Skull Kit
The Sugar Skull Kit2013 Halloween promo: Día de los Mono (Day of the Monki) sugars and cocktail recipes.halloween, 2013
Year of the Monki
Year of the Monki2016 was the year of the monkey. We took it personally.lunar new year, 2016
The Office of Santa
The Office of SantaPeppermint-scented letters informing your child what list they're on.north pole account
Banana Candy, in Test Tubes
Banana Candy, in Test TubesBanana candy, bottled in test tubes. Groundbreaking? No. Delicious? Extremely.the snack lab
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